So I caught Rick Santorum’s speech at the RNC today on NPR as I was driving home, and I actually listened to the words for once instead of just screaming “RICK YOU ARE SUCH A TWAT” into the air.
After he was done, I screamed “RICK YOU ARE SUCH A TWAT” and it felt Oh. So. Good.
Is this what the republicans mean when they tell me to abstain because delayed gratification is so much better?
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Rick pulls out before impregnating our country with his bullshit.
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So, the GOP nomination race has come to an end, with Rick Santorum suspending his campaign. Mitt Romney is finally the nominee.
But - Rick Santorum lost because (a) he did not have the endless resources Romney has; (b) Santorum is openly awful.
What do I mean by (b)? He is socially extremely…
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My twitter has been blowing up all day with these, but I’m okay with that. Not entirely sure who he is, but I’m glad some comedians I like told me to follow Mike Fogelsanger.
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- hates minorities
- solely cares for the economy and nothing else
- ignorant towards other religions and cultures
- blames democrats for every problem
- in the 1%
- believes that war solves problems
- doesn’t give a fucking shit about women’s rights
- separation between church and state is non-existent
- white male what has been sheltered his entire life
- believes that America is THE best country
- all the muslims are behind 9/11
- no oil, no purpose
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