I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
Or you know:
Pepper Pots is Amazing: iron man 3.
“Give yourself… 12% of the title”
“Twelve percent”
“An argument can be made for fifteen”
LOL
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
Need to reblog this…
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i made iron man arm warmers
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF YARN
This is the best!

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classyshippingblog:I don’t usually add commentary to my reblogs, but this may be the most adorable thing I have seen.
THAT BITTY BLACK WIDOW THOUGH what a boss.
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Iron Maiden
by Rafael BenedictoYou know what I like about this? The fact the the chest piece hasn’t been designed in such a way that looking at her wrong breaks her sternum. It’s nice and feminine but actually quite practical.
YES PLEASE
Also, no goddamn heel boots!
yes. love how you almost can’t tell she’s a woman. winning.
Very cool! Not sure about leaving the hair out (I feel like it’d get kind of uncomfortable?), but the rest is fucking amazing.
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I thought this was a photo of some dude’s bare chest for a second.
So did I.
Thought those were some ludicrously large nipples, too. No wonder Rhodey is bothered.
iron man and coke
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So today I bought Iron Man shower gel. It glows when you open the lid, has “mirco-cleansing beads” (god Tony you’re such a girl) AND IT SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES.
PEPPER IS ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMG WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT I MEAN WHAT.
#oh god #now i’m imagining tony getting like strawberry shower gel #because it’s iron man shower gel #and iron man means red #and red stuff = strawberries pepper #and just she can’t stand him #ever #NEVER EVER AGAIN #so that’s why tony goes all gold in the next armor #so he can get gold shower gel #which will smell like peaches
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challenge accepted
omfg
i cant
i screeched
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