Rhodey attempts to calm his worrying boyfriend
“What if they don’t have my brand?”
“Don’t worry Tony. They have your brand.”
“But… my special eyes -.”
“…you could probably make yourself all new fucking eyes Tony. I’m serious, chill.”
“…I’m buying the company Rhodey. I’m nervous.”
“God damn it.”
Haaaaaaaaahahaha.
And then when the box comes covered in Stark Industries logo Tony holds it up in the air and shouts “MY BRAND!”
*dead*
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iron man and coke
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#god i’m sorry i just really had to make this because of the way tony’s face turns like #oh no my new bff doesn’t want to play #did i mention TEN FLOORS
And then when he redesigns the tower he makes sure there are 11 floors.
Because clearly 1 floor makes a difference.
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So today I bought Iron Man shower gel. It glows when you open the lid, has “mirco-cleansing beads” (god Tony you’re such a girl) AND IT SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES.
PEPPER IS ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMG WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT I MEAN WHAT.
#oh god #now i’m imagining tony getting like strawberry shower gel #because it’s iron man shower gel #and iron man means red #and red stuff = strawberries pepper #and just she can’t stand him #ever #NEVER EVER AGAIN #so that’s why tony goes all gold in the next armor #so he can get gold shower gel #which will smell like peaches
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challenge accepted
omfg
i cant
i screeched
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I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
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“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”
In which Tony Stark moves through life taking two steps forward, one step back.
Please watch in HD and fullscreen if possible! Rambling and thanks here. :)
THIS VID HURTS SO GOOD.
Very cool! (Definite epilepsy warning, )
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